New Living Will...

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do notWish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinheadpoliticians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives Depended onit or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least One of the following: ______a Bloody Mary, ______a Margarita ______a Scotch and soda ______a Martini ______a Vodka and Tonic ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control ______a Bowl of ice cream ______Chocolate ______Sex ______Beer It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Signature: ___________________________Date: ___________________________